Oh Sh!+

Charlie went deep-sea diving one day. He dove so deep it was a crime. After 2 and 1/2 minutes of descending he decided to get back out because he felt he was running out of breath. He ascended like a boss until...

...oh sh!+...

That's what he said. That's what I'd say too if a megatooth megamouth meat-eating machine was drifting right above me, preventing me from ever seeing daylight without water in my eyes.

Good thing I don't bring a chicken and mayo sandwich on dives...good thing I don't dive at all. Good luck Charlie!